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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 27th Jan 2020, 15:01
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We should have removed our boots and not brought any hand baggage with us during the emergency evacuation.
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 16:10
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The new "Where's Wally" books were proving to be a great hit.
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 17:45
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Put up the pasting table over there and set up the tat for the spotters to buy, make sure the Squadron Badges get centre stage
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 19:14
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb....

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Old 28th Jan 2020, 17:07
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“OK, if it won’t start, we can get ithis BA flight to LHR or this one to LGW. A quick minicab and back at Waddington by, say, lunchtime. How does that sound?”

”Do we get the hours for doing that?”
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Old 28th Jan 2020, 18:14
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
Ta very much.

Lets try this for size...

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Old 29th Jan 2020, 09:34
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It says "Once ladder is deployed, place right boot on first rung, followed by left boot on second rung. Repeat until access to aircraft is gained. Then proceed to Getting Into Seat instructions in Magenta Training Manual Chapter 26, Unit 5, Page 755, Paragraph C."
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 09:59
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"It says here, do not remove the chocks until seated in the aircraft due to defective brakes, Christ, this seat is uncomfortable."
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 10:03
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"It's from my Wife - she is claiming that the records show I am behind on her maintenance."
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 10:09
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"It's no good, chaps, I think this one's a goner!" RAF aircrew show their compassion by attempting to resuscitate a flattened duck that waddled across the runway just as they landed.
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 11:06
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Which reminds me - "flatulance" is a vehicle which takes you to hospital after you have been run over by a steamroller.
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 12:06
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"It says when dealing with nuclear weapons we have to adhere to the three man principal.....****, that means I have to leave one of you behind."
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 12:10
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"It says once we have bombed Moscow we are to head east, but I will be buggered if I can find a decent hotel east of Moscow to book into.."
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 12:12
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"Here we go, Cuba, famous for Cigars, Women and Russian short range missile systems"
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 13:10
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“Flatten ... flatter ... ah, here it is ... flatulence.”
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 14:03
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Sorry skip the 3 minute warning has sounded but it says here takes 4 minutes for engine start
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 14:05
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Says here we should be all strapped in, engines running and at the holding point for the runway when on QRA. However it does not appear to say ' Weapons loaded'
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 17:48
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"Ok, it says we are to be billeted here while the wussies from Wuhan take over our accommodation for the next couple of weeks"
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:46
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See Nav.....right here in the fine print....."Nav's shall heat the Pies.....it says naught about you eating the Pies.".
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 19:01
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“According to this graph, Judging normally takes 5 days ... if the OAT is above 2°”
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