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Old 1st Dec 2020, 15:01
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The only refuelling operation more complex than "Vulcan 607"..
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 15:34
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Children were dissapointed on Christmas Day to get a apologetic note from Santa instead of presents
" if it ain't Boeing, I ain't going"
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This is what happens if you buzz the tower. It's either this, or flying rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong.


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Old 1st Dec 2020, 15:36
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364 days to do the pre-flight, and you forgot to check the fuel!
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 15:39
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Guid14 requests you throttle back from M17 to 400 knots
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 15:40
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Hoskins, So who forgot to get over flight permission?
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 17:04
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Don't worry, Santa gets to Australia soon. Hope we have left enough quips for Buster and Ascend, said Kiltrash and Nutty
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 17:16
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I said mush, not push, I’m Santa not bloody Pardo.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 17:23
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I told you Rudolf was spending too much time on PPRUNE. He seems to have imprinted on a KC767.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 17:25
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Santa blows the Reindeer horns. " Move over road hog, i'm cumming through"
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 17:26
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Move over i'm looking for a KC135
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 19:01
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Santa regretted using Jaguar Formation, as he couldn't achieve contact at that speed.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 19:22
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Hey Santa, that tanker is older than you are.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 19:33
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Sorry no, your Commander in Chief is on the naughty list
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 19:36
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Santa: "What's wrong, Rudolph? Why haven't you plugged in yet?"
Rudolph: "There's a f***ing duck sitting on the boom, and I don't like the way it's looking at me!"
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 20:02
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Fill 'em up, Jet Hay 1 please...
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 20:29
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Are you the fabled 40612 ? Asked Santa
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 20:31
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Boom operator
" Sure picked the wrong week to give up glue sniffing "
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 20:36
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How do we know when their tanks are full.?
Watch for the overflow from the rear.
Sure hope the excess fuel vapourises before it reaches the ground.
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Old 1st Dec 2020, 22:53
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Santa's No2 was Dasher, he was known as the brown nose reindeer, just as fast as Rudolph, but rubbish brakes.
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