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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:12
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Captain Blackadder complains that the milk in his coffee has gone off, Hold tight said Loadie Baldrick, I have a cunning plan. ....
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:15
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There are 4 taps, what would you like? Full Fat, Semi Skimmed, Gold Top of Soya?
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:20
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So let's me get this right, we lower her in a ducking chair and if she survives she's a witch and we burn her at the steak.? If she drowns she is a not a witch mearly a innocent bystander? ?
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:26
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At RAF Lossiemouth they go fishing for Nessie
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:42
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This is what happens on the next re-provision run when the Staish really pisses off the Loggies.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:44
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Well the USN ship wanted 1500 lbs of "Meals Ready to Eat", so what's the problem ?
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 18:00
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Hoskins! I said we needed a HUD for this mission, not a cud.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 21:12
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The origin of the saying..."The sh1t hit the fan".
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 02:59
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"...and that's when I said to the Skipper, What's a Mountain Cow doing all the way up here?"
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 06:58
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The origin of the phrase "Creamie QFI".
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 07:29
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General....It's now 07.00 why did 2 Para not advance on the Argies at First Light as ordered? '
Sir, ' A ' Company have refused to advance on tbe enemy, they say they have run out of milk for their cornflakes for breakfast.
Send in emergency supplies
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 08:49
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Ah, eleven out of ten for initiative in the Squadron Annual Conker Championship
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 09:30
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One small typo spoiled the RN's support to the Cowes Regatta.
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 10:11
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Hoskins, I know the snowfall has been particularly heavy overnight, but wouldn't it be easier to transport the hay to the stranded cattle rather than the other way round?
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 10:14
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I'll judge Sunday evening, GMT, if I remember.

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Bessie learns her calf was judged second runner-up.
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I ordered him on Alibaba.

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Capitol Police threat analysts upgrade "President sends seditious mob down Pennsylvania Avenue" to "When barnyard animals fly."
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 12:08
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MOD said it was just a unfortunate coincidence that a Cow on a mercy rescue mission was being swung wildly due to the downdraft turbulence on a underslung load just as the helo flew over the First Minister's Garden party.
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As Donald Trump leaves office he gets the traditional last trip on AF1
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