Caption Competition Mk II

[Wensleydale]

"Not quite grasped the Goosestep there, von Hoskins".

[Kiltrash]

....and in a cunning plan to draw out the Allied Snipers, all the troops had to do was listen for the laughter from the bushes

[Kiltrash]

Proof that the German version of the Home Guard also provided the laughs for the audience

[Kiltrash]

In Cafe Rene the roles were reversed when the occupation forces entertained Mimi and Fifi to the Can Can

[Kiltrash]

Outside the tent at Bovingdon the dancing pro's limber up for the opening number of Dancing on Ice (1944)

[Dan Gerous]

Oooh, what a gay day.

[Dan Gerous]

The German Army hadn't understood the meaning of a Flash Mob

[Dan Gerous]

Ve are very similar to your Morris Dancers, except ve haff daggers.

[622]

I said "send 3 Panzers immediately"....not Pansies!

[Kiltrash]

In 1916 the Germans challenge the Brittishers to a penalty shoot out. With the loser to do a forfeit

[Kiltrash]

In 1940 the German troops head for the embarkation barges, practice their victory march down Whitehall, to the tune ' It's a long way to Tipperary '

[Kiltrash]

In 1945 Von Hoskins and friends celebrate promotion to V2 test Pilots, however wonder when they will get the landing training.

[Kiltrash]

In 2020 Prince Harry and friends head to Ally Pally for the darts, however they find out too late Fancy Dress was prohibited this year

[Chu Chu]

The order to skirt the British machine gun nest could, perhaps, have been better phrased.

[Kiltrash]

As the War goes badly for the Germans, the latest Hitler Rant is revealed...." ONLY USE ONE BOOT AT A TIME "

[Buster Hyman]

"Knees up Mutter Von Braun, Knees up Mutter Von Braun..."

[Buster Hyman]

They've just been posted to Italy.

[Chu Chu]

I ordered you to establish an army camp, not a camp army.

[NutLoose]

Gott und Pimmel

[NutLoose]

We three Queens of Orient are.........

Nein, it's Kings......

Speak for yourself Duckie.....