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Old 26th Nov 2020, 16:05
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Evening all, last call; I'll declare the winning entry around 9pm tonight...
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 16:21
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If you haven’t scored it by 10 PM don’t worry, we will have realised you’re coming by Jag...
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 17:19
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That's why I didn't call it last night...
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 18:21
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Sir,.. Why did we not paint the aircraft in camouflage?
Stupid boy... every one knows the best way not to be seen is to stay VERY STILL.... Squirrels do it well
Ah that's good, none of this expensive Stealth Technology then Sir...
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 18:23
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Sent my son on ahead to the bar, to get in last orders, so the beer will be ready when we land.
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 18:26
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While on detachment to the US of A, Hoskins called up proudly

""LA Centre Speed check."".... and the rest went down in folklore as he was outstretched by the Cessna .
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 18:28
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At least they did not call it the Hedgehog, Similar though, Small, Spiny and Slow.
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 18:30
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Sir, why is this aircraft so crap Sir
That's the problem with Anglo French co operation, Look at what they did with Concord(e) and the Channel Tunnel...
Oh on second thoughts ... don't
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 19:52
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Cheers folks, a difficult choice as usual but the winner is C52 with:

Two hours later, the pilot receives a message from NHS Test & Trace that he spent more than 15 minutes within 2m of an infected person.
I was going to send the CST by Jag but the dairy across the road says their milk float will deliver it quicker - full fat or skimmed?
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 20:11
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Thank you. Send it by Jaguar, then it won't need to be quarantined.

I've used up my store of pictures but I expect I'll find one by midnight.
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 20:42
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Congrats 🥳 C52 a worthy winner.
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 20:54
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 21:28
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"Who the fluck is Imelda Marcos??"
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 21:55
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No - I said "Tell me all you know about Seoul"!!
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Old 26th Nov 2020, 23:41
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OK, I wear the red ones on the side there and click my heels, I end up in Kansas, right? Where do I end up if I use this pair?
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 00:27
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Why are we making all these bluddy shoes when it’s shirts we need?
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 00:29
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Who the fluck are all these guys in their pyjamas? I never see this with the Donald.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 00:32
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We send them to ivanka, she ditch the Donald now no powerful, pleeeenty good looking woman, she bang bang loooonng time, many dollar.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 03:37
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"Ha Ha Imperialist Dogs! Now the boot's on the other foot!"
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 03:38
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Clearly General, you are of no use to me if you don't understand Camel Toe... Where's my AA Squad?
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