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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 8th Jan 2021, 20:31
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The Nav checked and re checked his bearings, flight time calculations, wind drift and aircraft speed and was please to inform the Captain this time HE was not at fault for any Cock Up.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 21:52
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I told you we should have written a tighter spec for the Steered Delivery Platform.
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Old 8th Jan 2021, 22:48
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Work of art stolen from Milton Keynes. Suspect spotted leaving the area.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 02:50
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Cow: Those cows down there look like ants!
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 06:56
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Well this disproves the notion pull back cows get smaller push down cows get bigger.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 08:47
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After doing a risk assessment, the rescue chopper heads back from whence it came. When asked why, the crew responded..."Because the Steaks were too high..."
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 09:56
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Debate in the mess one Thursday night: if cats always land on their paws, how would cows fare? The next morning A Flight, sited next to Farmer Pengelly's pasture-full of prize winning Friesian milkers, decided to find out...
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 10:30
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...and today I identify as a Sperm Whale.
The Accident inquiry later deduced that the unexpected change in payload upset the aircraft.
However the LGBT protested that mere facts should not deter the individual rights to choose.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 10:33
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Animal rights protest why was the Cow not inside the cabin?
Cow replied, " What with the Bull? I have a headache..."
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 11:05
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Off to the upholsterer.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 12:09
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To keep its diversity target within reach the Navy decides that there is no reason why a cow cannot be a SAR diver.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 12:15
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Confusion reigns in mission control as the first British astronaut is recovered from his space capsule.

"Wasn't he a human being when he blasted off?" asks the flight controller.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 12:18
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Pilot rescues prize heifer, Command has cow.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 13:00
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Confusion reigned in the cockpit when the Copilot was told to pull the udder one resulting in the co-op collective being over pulled,
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 13:03
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Farms eradicate jimsonweed, but cows are still getting high.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 13:16
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It's too bad we had to retire the Huey. Cow Sikorsky just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 14:27
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Pilot to loadmaster: "Are you sure this is the Admiral's mother-in-law?"
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 14:43
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Well behaved women seldom make history . . . .
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:03
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The Real Housewives of Jersey are flown in to the Location.
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Old 9th Jan 2021, 15:06
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Having dipped the Sonar Buoy to locate the Soviet Sub, Crew were surprised when they pulled it back in.

update
Mr Sonah's son was not impressed and felt this was discrimination

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