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Old 25th Jan 2021, 06:21
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Failed sobriety test....
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 07:19
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..and as he says goodbye, Donald walks off into the sunset (or judging by the shadows to the Far Right of the sunset).
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 07:51
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I reasoned well that everything I did the last 4 years was to the benefit of ( me ) the American People. Dunno why so many idiots voted for sleepy Joe. So they made their beds they can sleep on it
I'm off to ( insert any countries with a Dictator here )
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 10:23
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I'm confused, is this the line in the sand, or sand on the line?

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Old 25th Jan 2021, 11:09
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"Wearing a Blue tie is not an admission of defeat. I just dribbled ketchup on my specially long Red one."
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 11:41
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Feeing guilty about being the only President to have dodged the Draft, he offers his services to the country. As a Waddling Man Target.
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 12:25
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or ... “Dead Man Walking”
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 13:37
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US troops finally dispense with the remaining stock of Agent Orange, and send him packing.
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 15:50
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Trump models his new Law Suit ... like the one Rudy will soon be wearing.
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 16:55
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Hope Melania's done something better than Haggis for dinner, Especially as that Sturgeon woman would not let me in to play golf...
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 17:00
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Presidential missile defence system is about to get the ultimate test after a particularly hot curry the night before
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 17:03
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Hidden in the smoke is a Canberra Aircraft, being started.
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 22:09
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They don’t want us Melania, they said firk orff, California is the Orange State.
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 22:28
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I don’t know where we are, the pilot said Joe had been inaugurated, so our air miles were revoked and we were dumped here, nearest I can figure it’s Georgia.
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 22:40
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Judging in 22-24 hours.
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 23:00
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Exit, stage far far far right....
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 00:28
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And I’d like to welcome the thousands and thousands of troops behind me that came to see me off, they’re the very best troops, yes they are folks, the very very best,



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Old 26th Jan 2021, 00:45
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I’m just Biden my time.
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 00:46
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Power is like a drug, unfortunately the one they have been feeding me for the last 4 years was a laxative, and I have spread it far..so very very far, and wide.


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Old 26th Jan 2021, 06:12
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In Salisbury Plain, Trump gets additional security before visiting the Cathedral, just in case you understand
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