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Old 18th Sep 2020, 18:17
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Hope all is well Marck... stay safe.

"Whatdoyamean we sold the water bombers to Australia 6 months ago..."
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The Water Bombers have not returned yet from Naval Base San Diego?
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 18:24
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# Come on Baby, light my fire ... #
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 19:33
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Testing Napalm? Us sir? No sir, it’s banned you know sir.........Try the Airforce, it’s the type of dirty tricks they’d get up too, hold on, I’ll put you through.




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Old 18th Sep 2020, 19:36
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When they said we intended to operate a scorched earth policy, I thought they meant on the other sides territory.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 19:40
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What’s that skippy?

ttt ttttttt tttt tttt t ttt tttt tttt ttt..

Australia's burning and it’s heading this way?

ttt..tttt.ttt...ttt.tttttt..t.t.t.ttt

na bugger off mate or we’ll chuck ya on the Barbie...
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 19:44
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At the base Visitors Complex, the Cafe is unable to supply Fries, Slight issue with the deep fat fryer they said.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 19:47
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Got it, smoke gets In your eyes by the platters......... God I love playing extreme Trivia Pursuit, my turn...........
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 19:51
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Whats that? Oh its just a out of control wildfire caused by the hot weather conditions and wind ignited by hikers discarding their cigarette,
Phew, there for one minute I thought Boeing had restarted flights.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 20:09
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Another Gender Reveal Party at China Lake goes tits up...
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 20:41
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Hoskins' belly-button-concealable flame thrower was quite impressive. His spelling, not so much.
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 05:01
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I know it's a secret base, but that's not what I meant by covering fire....
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 06:52
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Dyslexic President Trump Weaponizes Oranges
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 08:50
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Would the last person leaving the Base please turnoff the lights and close the gate.
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 10:22
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Boy, you really took it personally when the SWO told you to keep off HIS grass.



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Old 19th Sep 2020, 12:09
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Disaster strikes at the Naval Weapons Station, Fallbrook as they attempt to solve military aviation’s most important and intractable question...



Weber bbq grills – Charcoal or gas which really is best?
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The Navy relearns a hard lesson -- always check the wind before deploying a fireship.
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 12:45
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Sh*t, it looks like the guardroom has gone, now what are we going to do, they had the kettle.
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 17:27
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DeChambeau drives the ball flat and 400 yards at the San Francisco Military open day Pro Am...
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 17:31
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No Hoskins, when the fire Brigade arrive you must ensure all security checks on the crew are performed.


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Old 19th Sep 2020, 17:36
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Off shore the Air Force ALCM extend-a-range test missile flew further than it said on the tin.
Ooops Sorry said the General. .
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