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Old 11th Dec 2020, 06:21
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Not as popular as I had hoped so put it out its misery 20.00 UK tonight so we can get
" somethingfor the weekend " sir
last orders please ..
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 08:55
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Peeps need to think out of the box..
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 09:06
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So this is your CV, a pathological liar, built an empire on other peoples money which you've avoided paying back, lied and cheated your way to that position, a self made man thanks to erm.. Daddy... ahem... giving you millions..
Cheated on your wife on numerous occasions and would like to sleep with your biological daughter like some Redneck.
Avoided Vietnam with dubious heel spurs but would like to run the military, cheated both the taxman and the public on numerous occasions.
Believed in Democracy to get you elected but now say its a fraud...
Who in their right minds would vote you into the position?
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 09:55
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OK Donald...lets put this in a way you will understand..

..Trump, you're fired!
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 09:57
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"I'm sacking the cleaner Obbie. That cheese puff has been under the desk for 2 days".
"Don't do that Joe. I dropped that on my way out 4 years ago".


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Old 11th Dec 2020, 10:14
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Ok, we need some good news to cheer the Nation up. Anybody? Come on... there must be something...
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 11:25
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Jeez, look at that on the TV, Trump has a gold throne in the Sh*tter of his Trump Tower apartment... I hate to think what your going to find when you move in Joe, probably a mirrored ceiling in the bedroom and handcufffs on the bedposts.
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 11:42
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"..........Well, I've got nuthin'. Joe?"
"No....nothing."
"Damn....this CapCom round is a tough one!"
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 11:46
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Obama ponders his legacy. First Trump and now...........
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 13:24
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You know Joe, for people that do not believe in the Covid threat and wearing masks, they're dropping like flies.
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 13:26
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You know Joe, when he has gone, and opens the President Trump Library, as we all do, I bet it will be a Marvel... and a Beano and Dandy...
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 17:04
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...and if you resurrect "Obama Care" then you can make America Grate Again.
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 18:28
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I love Hawaii 5-0, don't you? Second best after The Flintstones of course...
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 19:17
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Standing bye, results to come.

Mine would have been

Biden
Ghezz have you seen what Trump did with the Oval Office? I mean yellow wallpaper and brown chairs. Must have been on a real ego trip ..eurgh. .
Obama
Actually he did not re decorate, this was how Michele revamped, thought it complimented a younger fitter President...
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 19:32
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“The waiting is the worst part ... someone get us a couple of beers, please ...”
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 19:36
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Many thanks everyone and to get the show back on the road the Runner up goes to Dan with

"I'm sacking the cleaner Obbie. That cheese puff has been under the desk for 2 days".
"Don't do that Joe. I dropped that on my way out 4 years ago".
And the latest winner is... roll of drums...Nutloose with

So we paid all this to redecorate the Oval Office and I can still see the bloody join in the wallpaper.
Trophy with you in time fur Christmas.... 2021


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Old 11th Dec 2020, 21:40
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Congratulations Nutty, but I heard that Buster has taken this decision to the Supreme Court.
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 21:59
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 22:00
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Texas says I won...

Ok sorry for the delay worked late tonight, try this one above from

https://rafphotographersmemorial.co....-carousel-1509
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Old 11th Dec 2020, 22:57
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"Been dropping men into the sea off Studland, have we?"

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"Low flying over Studland is limited to Transport Command. Who was the navigator on this flight?"

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