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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 16th Sep 2020, 07:41
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Are you sure this is the Falklands ? Would have expected a few Penguins
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 07:44
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Yes Sir got you a Covid -19 test, only trouble is its in Baghdad, now within walking distance
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 07:47
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Press photographer attached to the QNLZ asked to go on deployment. However upset the Captain by beating him at pool.
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 11:08
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Mr Trump, this is a FAKE* desert. There is nothing at all to be concerned about.

*Thinks - in the Trump sense of the word 'fake'.
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 12:04
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Exfoliation....the Marines way!
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 12:16
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This is a typical desert mirage, and any moment it will disappear.

You have to be really quick to get hold of it and hang on, or it will dump you back in the sand.

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Old 16th Sep 2020, 15:29
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Captain MacInnes likes his chances in the Sea King toss.
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 19:23
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I'm heading back to Capcom HQ to judge on Thursday night, and drop off the trophy. You need anything brought back?

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Old 16th Sep 2020, 19:47
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No thanks, us SAS troopers would just yomp the 50 clicks.
Have it your own way, Section officer Harvey is on board. ...
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 20:12
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"Abort the landing, Skipper, some ********'s about to walk into the tail rotor!"
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 23:20
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Yeovilton? Did someone finally nuke it out of existence?
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 00:11
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"Must be a lady flying right front seat - she's been trying to back into that parking place for the last ten minutes!"
- or -
"Must be a lady flying right front seat - she's been trying to back her clopper into that chopper for the last ten minutes!"

- Ed
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 07:14
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Remember Loadie you could be replaced with a reversing camera. Do you have any other 'Special Skilks'? Well Sir who else would you have to store your Golf Clubs on deployment?
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 07:23
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Captain, there's a green rucksack and a pair of black boots mysteriously moving towards us.
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 07:36
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“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast!”
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 12:10
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For heaven's sake, if we're going to fake a moon landing the astronaut needs a goldfish bowl on his head.
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 12:21
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Jolly green giant, with helicopter for scale.
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 13:00
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I might be in trouble but i'm not in THAT much trouble. Think I will wait for the Army Apache
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 17:06
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This 3rd runway needs a LOT of work!
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Old 17th Sep 2020, 20:14
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You can't fool me. I was told to wait for a navy helicopter. Yours is green.
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