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Old 13th Jul 2020, 12:13
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Ahhhhh,,,,when I said “Yes, it could be used for dropping bombs”...I was hoping for something a bit smaller!
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"Shouldn't the undercarriage on the aeroplane face forwards"?
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I've perfected crosswind landings, but straight in approaches are proving difficult.
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”Thank Heaven for the Empire, Carruthers. Where else could we source all that bamboo and string?”

“Indeed, Cholmondley-Warner, and be grateful for our MPs generating gas for the balloon.“
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Child in foreground ... “When I grow up I want to be the man who mends them when they get broken.”
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The Flying Doctor was scrambled to assess Hoskins swollen testicle.
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The pilot optimistically hoisted the Blue Peter, displaying confidence that he would actually take off.
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New research proves that the Wright brothers used a hydrogen balloon to provide stability in pitch. The horizontal surface forward of the wing is just an old canard.
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The race between the Right Flyer and the Left Testicle drew little Public attention.
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Woman with child on lap.....don't be silly dear you cannot be a fixer, your a girl. Oh that's OK parent or guardian I have already devised the appropriate gendar realignment procedures.
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As the Hrdrogen tank starts to lift off the ground due to over filling. Seamus O' Hoskins takes care full aim with his trusty service revolver. To be sure a couple of holes will stop it rising ....NOOO was the cry
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Old 13th Jul 2020, 13:54
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Man with newspaper standing under the Starboard wing
STAN'ARD, GET YOUR EVENING STAN'ARD HERE
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Old 13th Jul 2020, 13:57
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Man with paper etc

Here we have the 9 th wonder of the world and everyone wants to see a old gas bag. Oh how I dispair
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Old 13th Jul 2020, 14:00
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Woman in white on left

You'll never get me up there as a wing walker strapped in. 5 Seconds later EEK ! asJerry Mouse scampered past proved her wrong
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Bae reveal on the left the Nimrod replacement, claiming it has enhanced loiter time on station
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It was pointed out to BUFF Pilots their undercarriage was not a new design
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Ok, we've delivered the first BAe AWAC housing, where do you want to stick it, front or rear?
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Old 13th Jul 2020, 14:56
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Wilbur and Orville have a quid each way.
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"You misunderstand. This is only a single aeronautical vehicle - the black one is the fuel tank."
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"I told BAe to consider the advantages of streamlining - that is the prototype on the left."
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