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Old 17th Jul 2020, 21:50
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Next time I'm ejecting !
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 21:51
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I told you not to take the CO's airplane !
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 21:52
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Don't worry if we garnishee your paycheck for the next 34 years you will be all paid up !
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Oh look the ice cream vans shown up, mines a Mr Whippy
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 06:54
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As they cleared up the detritus outside Elland Road the Council were suprised to find what the fans had left behind
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 06:57
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Unfortunately the suction was not what was hoped for, so Mr Dyson decided to re design with Cyclone power generating 78000g
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 07:11
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This is what happens when you buy a Jet Wash over the internet...
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the pilot always said that he wanted his scraper.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 07:58
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“Worst case of premature ejection I’ve ever seen....”
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 08:16
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Well at least we have a aircraft to test the Zero Zero seat, but we need a Dummy. Hoskins any takers? Harvey said she would be ever so pleased with you 💖
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 08:30
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Well Hoskins. I bet that's the last time you Barnstorm the KY Jelly factory!
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 10:13
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Section Officer Harvey must still be lighting up at the wrong time and place.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 10:32
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It looks like Stu got out...
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 10:35
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So that’s why they call it the vomit comet.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 10:39
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Has anyone seen my phone, it's in a white case?
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 10:46
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It looks like Jonah is back from his sortie to Wales.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 10:48
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He must be a high ranking officer judging by all this scrambled egg.
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Old 18th Jul 2020, 10:55
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The Scots do love their porridge
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I told him the weather was out of limits, the fog was thicker than a pea soup.
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