Caption Competition Mk II
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I’ve been thinking, how do we socially distance when we fix bayonets?
"Home Office is on the phone. They're wondering if we'd describe where we are as a 'hostile environment', and if so, what lessons can be learned for the housing of immigrants."
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Bugger, wrong statute, ok, keep an eye open as the tides turning.
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Now children, somewhere in this photograph there are two soldiers in their special army clothes hiding. Hands up anyone who thinks they can see them?
Right Sergeant, they've been out there for 10 minutes, and no sign of crocodiles. Get the rest of the men across.
Hoskins, a little tip. Next time you need to have a pee, don't do it before you lie down.
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Midges??? Naaa, the Mossies killed them
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“I know there’s a health crisis, but do we really have to quarantine here for 14 days?”
