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Old 18th Jun 2020, 15:59
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The Morecombe Bay inshore Coastguard get called out again to the Chinese Cockle Pickers, when it was Nee High's day off.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 16:04
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Hold on Hoskins, stay still some nice animal rights activist will come along and rescue us, Or a hunter will think we are Seals and club us, Little would they know we are Seal Team 6


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Old 18th Jun 2020, 16:07
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Another July day at Bisley, waiting for the targets to appear.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 16:08
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B company are tasked with capturing RAF Holbeach, decide to approach from the sea, however are amazed not to find any aircraft on the ground, but 6 F-15's come in screaming over them.
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“Contact Front ... that bloody 8th Army Field Kitchen ... range 600 yards ... “

”Err, what’s that in metres, mate?”

”Stuff that ... 20 rounds Rapid ... Fire!”
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 16:16
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I don’t believe it.......German Towels !!!
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 16:25
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No mate, you only need to go down on one knee...
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 17:56
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
"Well I WAS the driver of the Range Rover that pranged the PM's car, What did you do wrong Dom?"
"Well, it was like this . . . . "



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Old 18th Jun 2020, 20:22
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So you go down on one knee and put your hands in the water and wait for the Trout to swim bye. Then you can graduate onto the Salmon run at Balmoral. Something to do when guarding the Queen.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 20:31
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Having come across a channel not marked on the map, Mavis and Bill were surprised to find, when opening their curtains the next day, they appeared to be classed a 'Target' for the Wattisham troops.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 21:18
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Bloody politician who wanted to leave no stone unturned. Have you even found a stone yet?
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 21:53
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Corp, the river's risen 10 feet in the last 20 minutes.

I know, but orders are to hold our positions come hell or high water.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 22:09
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"Greta was right about the rising sea levels, this is the Sahara Desert!"
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 22:26
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Can't we get on with winning the war rather than looking for your contact lens?
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 22:29
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The Navy demolition crew must have done a better job this time. I sure this is were that bloody Beaufighter was last week.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 22:53
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Yup, I can smell fish, Doris definitely came this way.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 22:56
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I don’t think it’s the right time to be having a wank mate.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 22:59
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 23:08
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Mr Mainwaring, I think I can hear them tunnelling.
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 01:22
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Ok, you got me out here, where’s the enemy?

Enemy? No.... I was wondering, do you think that’s a sand piper, I spotted it feeding at the waters edge.
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