Caption Competition Mk II
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“I say, are we expecing trouble? Why is that chap at the back wearing a flak jacket?”
”Haven’t you heard? There’s a war on, mate.”
”Haven’t you heard? There’s a war on, mate.”
Private, Bet if the King was visiting you would find something more palatable than this muck.
If the King was visiting the Officers would be serving him and we would get the day off.
If the King was visiting the Officers would be serving him and we would get the day off.
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Ok, calling this tomorrow, last servings and seconds available,
Join Date: Mar 2010
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“What’s you name, Cook?”
”Compass, Sir.”
”Compass, Sir.”
Yes and after dinner we retire to the Snooker room with Port and Cigars to while away the evening with tales of daring do while the wives do the dishes and talk about babies
Sir Sir your dreaming again....
Sir Sir your dreaming again....
(In the finest traditions of the titty bar...)
"...and could I also interest you in some tickets in the meat tray?"
or
Officer at left thinks..."By Jove, look at this crowd! I think Hoskins is on to something here!"
"...and could I also interest you in some tickets in the meat tray?"
or
Officer at left thinks..."By Jove, look at this crowd! I think Hoskins is on to something here!"
