Caption Competition Mk II

[Chu Chu]

"Now I see why we had to arrive at the security checkpoint so early."

"Yeah, it's always touch and go whether they can find someone who knows a hawk from a handsaw."

[Kiltrash]

Well the Security Guard approached with his Marigolds on ready for a Cavity search, soon picked his eyes out.

[Kiltrash]

We are to be stationed in Dover and are to fly CAP over the English Channel. In an Anti "Immigrant in an Inflatable role. "
or
We are to be stationed in Brighton and are to fly CAP patrols in an "Stop the Seagulls stealing the children's chips role".
or
We are to be stationed at the Saudi Embassy and fly CAP patrols in an "If the protesters get too near the buildings we are to sh!t on them role"

[MPN11]

The annual Boys' Holiday trip to the Canary Islands was always popular.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by MPN11

The annual Boys' Holiday trip to the Canary Islands was always popular.

No, I didn't say it was Budgie Airlines. I said it's a budget airline. You know, cheap. No! C-h-e-a-p, bird-brain

[Dan Gerous]

Don't know, I can't see, but it sounds like the guy in F16 is putting up a bit of a fight.

[Dan Gerous]

Cheap bstad's wouldn't pay for the headphones, and ryanair can't disable the closed caption function.

[Dan Gerous]

I quite like the helmet mounted weapons function, but a chin strap would have been better that a black tie-wrap.

[cavuman1]

How much we all miss fal-Con Pilot!

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

"Ooohh, Basil, how can we give the Ssssafety Bwiefing if they can't even SSSEE us!"

[cattletruck]

Steward on left: Oops, I just realised I operated the meal trollies in the wrong order.
Steward on right: Well the peregrines aren't complaining so you've got nothing to worry about.

[Chu Chu]

"No wonder everyone complains about airline food. My chicken wasn't just dead, it was cut up and cooked!"

"Did you really think they keep live chickens in the galley?"

"Well, they keep talking about a cockpit . . ."

[Kiltrash]

If that 6 year old boy behind me does not stop thumping the back of my seat I'm gonna scream and scream and scream till I'm sick, in his pot noodle when he is not looking.

[Kiltrash]

Bird on left , well I prefer Old Speckled Hen, but it's a dry flight....

[Kiltrash]

Well my master has given me a GPS tracker in case I get stolen. Should give him a heart attack seeing i'm at 43000 ft @ 550 knots

[Kiltrash]

Danny, in 42c, is a Sky God

[Penny Washers]

Well, time to call time, then we can start the week with a new picture. Chu Chu, would you like to take over, by virtue of this entry:-

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

"No wonder everyone complains about airline food. My chicken wasn't just dead, it was cut up and cooked!"

"Did you really think they keep live chickens in the galley?"

"Well, they keep talking about a cockpit . . ."

There's nothing like a piece of nice raw bird, is there?

[Chu Chu]

Oooh -- I never thought I'd win. I'm afraid this one already has a caption, but from what I've seen of this crowd, that won't slow anyone down.

[Kiltrash]

Tallboy, first principals...

[Kiltrash]

Canadian Lumberjack training log