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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 17:10
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A target rich environment.
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Showers out again............
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Hoskins promised Brenda they could have a foaming bath together............... her visions of bubble bath disappeared as she realised something got lost in translation.
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Went in smelling like fish, comes out smelling like fish.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 17:36
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Bert showed the crew his party trick, levitating out of the water on the power of a fart.
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Old 23rd Apr 2020, 19:50
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"A reminder to all ships company, when participating in the afternoon water sports legs must be kept together to prevent confusion with the bosuns whistle"
Earns First Prize to 622.Take it away

( I was hoping for a quip about Hoskins and his first F35 landing on the QNLZ), however we did get a Abandon Ship comment ….
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 06:34
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Many thanks, Ok lets try this one then:

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All in all you're just a....another brick in the wall.
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We're just one brick short of a wall Mr. President.
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Nutty didn't quite get the idea of a peep hole.
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Well Mr President, Ostriches seem to enjoy this when confronted with danger
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When building the pill box, Hoskins found he had bricked up the door
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The Government Full Body PPE nears completion
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Hoskins' re-enactment of Easter Sunday didn't go as planned when he found that square stones don't roll away.
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During the lockdown it’s important to exercise but do stay indoors.
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Somehow the army plans for the garderobe were misinterpreted.
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During National Service, Dr Hoskins, Gynaecologist Bsc (hons) finds his skills are an advantage
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The UK Caving club runs a taster session at the school fete
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In 1960's Berlin Herr Flick has another attempt to get through the wall before it is sealed
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