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Old 26th Jul 2020, 08:47
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The concept was interesting, but Fat Wun wanted to know how the pilots could see where they were going.
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 09:55
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Yes Glorious Leader, our Democratic Republic's superior VR electronics means that the realism of your new Flight Sim PC's graphics is so good, it almost feels like you are there and can touch things.
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 10:48
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Having invented the VSM Very Small Missile, Kim seeks the VSP Very Small Plane. To take on the VLD Very Large Donald...
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 10:52
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Kim to General on his left

I hear your promise but remember if it does not work I will have you used as the Great Leaders Toilet Blockage Plunger
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 10:54
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Kim, suitably unimpressed. When does the FA Cup Final start?
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 13:17
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”But, Great Leader, we will need many more of these drones, as they will have to go into quarantine for 2 weeks after their mission to Spain.”
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 18:17
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“Well, Sir, it’s either a very large drone or a very small missile. The Staff are working on that as we speak, and checking PPRuNe regularly.”
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 18:21
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Having returned to work from his annual 11 month holiday at the Peoples Spa, Kim was unimpressed about how far the Generals had got with the World Domination plans. Must I do EVERYTHING myself he was heard to declare
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 18:24
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Great Leader looks at the models of Kim Force 1 and reminds himself he has got further than Blair Force 1.
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 18:26
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Man without hat thinks so far so good. 50 comments from PPRuNe and no mention of me....
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 18:29
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It was not a great idea asking Great Leader to help fix on the leading edge by suggesting his short stubby fingers were ideal for the bolts
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 19:14
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Civil Servant on left is grateful Military Leaders are in the front seat. “Life is good at our secret HQ, and the money and contracts keep coming.”
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Old 26th Jul 2020, 19:24
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I think we should call this one Rudolph.

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Old 26th Jul 2020, 19:49
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Yes...it says made in Japan

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Old 27th Jul 2020, 01:48
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"Why are none of you taking notes???"
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 03:10
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When I was 12 I asked my father for one of these and he said I did not deserve it because I was too fat.......but now I can have as many as I want and yet all these models can’t seem to fill the hole in my soul......
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 05:43
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If we allow Amazon in to fly drones with the food deliveries to our leaders. We paint them like this so the populous will think our immensely powerful Air Force is even larger. Kim. I like that.Thinking like me, you can be promoted to Pepper Pot Head
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 09:00
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And the salesman told me they are genuine 100% glassfibre, none of that cheap nasty carbon fibre stuff made from pencil lead.
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 11:29
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"We get them cheap from the Iranians ... they had run out of space on their dummy Nimitz training target."
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Old 27th Jul 2020, 14:27
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General 1 "psssst....which one of these two is the Glorious Leader ? "
General 2 "I have no idea....they all look the same to me!'
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