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Old 7th Jun 2020, 19:04
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After the new bridge in Stockholm fell down, investigators find the missing piece
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Power station fuel rod is left out in the air to cool down. Should it not be black? Well is a bit warm...
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OY! Mein schkabeilgabatoums are being schprechenzied on this doingleheimer cerchechkaba!
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Homer’s inanimate carbon rod goes on display.
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Inanimate carbon rod tossing competition winner 1986.

This carbon rod was tossed by the Staff of No 4 reactor, Chernobyl on April 1986, landing here at a distance of 935 miles.
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The makers of the copper time capsule for storing Trump's words of wisdom realised that they made it WAYYY too big.
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...and this is our new "one a day" copper supplement capsule for Holland and Barrett. How does one swallow it? Ho ho, this IS the 2020s after all, one simply pops it up one's derriere...
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It was a gift for Margaret Thatcher, the "Iron Lady"....
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At the Braemar Highland Games due to deforestation the organisers have to find a suitable caber replacement from Sweden.
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Having been refused entry into the House of Commons, Black Rod ups the anti by looking for a heavier implement
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2 days later Paddy has it away to the scrappy. Thatll fit me Transit fir sure
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The gardeners are confused as they only planted the Apple seeds 4 weeks ago
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Greta seeks assurance from the Government that the exhibit has no Radioactive material, having read about the filled Tallboy 'lost' at Scampton
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"Look, Goober, what I asked you to get was a 'Pipe of Peace,' not a piece of pipe."
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Rowntree's new bumper-sized Smarties tube arrives at the printers...
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Damm new apprentice, I only popped into 'Plumbers R Us' for a length of 15 mm copper pipe and I got 15 in … and they cannot take returns due to Covid-19 shopping regulations...
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...yes Andrew you keep this in your trousers, said the Queen
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If only Tube Alloys had maintained their independence ….but NO we had to give it away to the Americans
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At BAe in Barrow they start work on the new Submarine with the propeller shaft. then the money runs out….
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