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Well during the school holidays I am off to Bognor to be photographed on the beach sitting on the children's arms, how about you?
Well I am being sent to 10 Downing street, while Larry (the cat) goes on his holidays being used to keep the vermin down, starting with a Mr D Cummins I believe.
Well I am being sent to 10 Downing street, while Larry (the cat) goes on his holidays being used to keep the vermin down, starting with a Mr D Cummins I believe.
"They all say it's cannibalism to eat the chicken and we've not got enough beef - what shall we do?"
-- "Say it's fish, they won't be able to tell."
-- "Say it's fish, they won't be able to tell."
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Oh my God, did you hear that? There are two birds flying this 'plane...
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I don't mind the falcon racing that much, it's the cheating I hate, "fly to the airport", it's the "we will then fly you to Paris and let you complete the race from there" bit I hate.
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Ok attention passengers, we have just had a call from Heathrow bird control reporting some of their falcons are missing, has anyone seen any?
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And could you please all be aware of carrying ticks, fleas or lice, we do not want the birds infected.
Airbus announce a new use for the A380 as a bird Loft. There are plans for a Whippet Racing kennel version for the North of England. However due to corrosion Koi Carp ones are put on hold
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“I heard that on British Airways the pre-departure beverage is usually accompanied by what the humans call bird-seed.”
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Cabin Crew comment ... “What a load of jesses!”
I give my wife credit for that one.
I give my wife credit for that one.