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Old 11th Jan 2020, 19:02
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From deep inside the wreckage....groan anyone get his number? No it was a black Range Rover with no plates ..
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 19:04
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I have had a great idea for a new ride at the Theme Park
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 19:05
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Well that's one way to land after your retirement flight sir.
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 19:45
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"Welcome to Brokeback Mountain".
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"Have you crashed Sir, or do you always land like that?"
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:14
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Well in a few years time we wont need to guess what happened, there will be several visual recording devices to record every event for later inspection, what do you think Mr Bellingcat?
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:17
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Erm Sir surely you did not sign for the aircraft in this condition? Well yes I did, and don't call me Shirley
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:18
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...and can you remember what happened to the wing walker ?
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:34
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"I know they say belt and braces, but I would say to tight on the belt and braces"
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:37
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"Bloody EU, it should read max centre stores 1000lb bomb, not 1000kg bomb"
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:46
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"Well Sir it's 50/50. Half of the aircraft wants to fly with you again, the other half has decided against it."
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:54
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Ha ha funny init Sir, they say there is always someone in a worse situation than you,
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:56
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Think we have proved the new automatic opening hangar doors are not as fast as Bae promised
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 20:58
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Well when we repair him, for £2.3/6p he will be a crime fighting hero. Don't leave any bits behind Hoskins, I'm sure they go somewhere.
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 21:00
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When Harry and Meghan tried to sneak away to Canada, they found that the Crown Jewels were a little too heavy to take along.
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 21:06
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"Ok, can you have the back half despatched to Canada, I will catch up with the front half when I return"
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 21:21
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Wonderjet

On the morning of its scheduled maiden flight, optimisation of the Scruggs WonderJet was proceeding apace...
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 21:22
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Well, as long as it was only Cognitive Impairment, then...
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Old 11th Jan 2020, 21:22
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Stop standing around and get me back in the air, you grubby little people! This machine costs 550 farthings an hour, you know...
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As Hoskins strode off towards the Registration Tent, the Welcoming Committee at the RAF Speke Fly-In quickly got to work...
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