At Boeing board meeting
"We've found a cheap alternative to MCAS lads, we just install a couple of these in the forward and aft galleys and about 50% of the pax will run up and down the aisle to trim the aircraft as required"
"In the case of emergencies, we simply add beer"
Gains Webby the first runner up slot,
However the winner and current holder of the Cap Comp trophy is Nutloose with
"Look, if the passenger in row 6 wants a dish that does not contain nuts, send him back here and I'll show him one"