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"Errrr I don't think those are the flaps the Captain was calling for"
Oh how I long for the good old days when flying was dangerous and sex was safe....
So that's where Boeing got the idea of the articulating main landing gear mod for the 737 Max 10 !
At Boeing board meeting.
"We've found a cheap alternative to MCAS lads, we just install a couple of these in the forward and aft galleys and about 50% of the pax will run up and down the aisle to trim the aircraft as required"
"In the case of emergencies, we simply add beer"
"We've found a cheap alternative to MCAS lads, we just install a couple of these in the forward and aft galleys and about 50% of the pax will run up and down the aisle to trim the aircraft as required"
"In the case of emergencies, we simply add beer"
Avoid imitations
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“Say again how I get your door open?”
“Well......most of the pilots start with a gin and tonic.....”
“Well......most of the pilots start with a gin and tonic.....”
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Boeing tries a new ploy to get passengers on the Max.
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The "Buy on Board" menu had a couple of extra items added for 2020.
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" Just tell the passengers we have the kippers on and breakfast will be served shortly"
Time to go to a darkened room and study the offerings, however in the meantime mine would have been along the lines of
Right that's the cattle fed, watered and lights out, time to start the party
Richard (Branson), having enjoyed a season as Widow Twanky on Broadway does not have time to change before boarding his flight to London
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Right that's the cattle fed, watered and lights out, time to start the party
Richard (Branson), having enjoyed a season as Widow Twanky on Broadway does not have time to change before boarding his flight to London
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At Boeing board meeting
"We've found a cheap alternative to MCAS lads, we just install a couple of these in the forward and aft galleys and about 50% of the pax will run up and down the aisle to trim the aircraft as required"
"In the case of emergencies, we simply add beer"
Gains Webby the first runner up slot,
However the winner and current holder of the Cap Comp trophy is Nutloose with
"We've found a cheap alternative to MCAS lads, we just install a couple of these in the forward and aft galleys and about 50% of the pax will run up and down the aisle to trim the aircraft as required"
"In the case of emergencies, we simply add beer"
Gains Webby the first runner up slot,
However the winner and current holder of the Cap Comp trophy is Nutloose with
"Look, if the passenger in row 6 wants a dish that does not contain nuts, send him back here and I'll show him one"
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Some fine random coding there! 
Now then, Nutloose, be polite eh?
Now then, Nutloose, be polite eh?
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Ok as the first of the new season, I will throw It open to those that have only won a couple of times or not at all.... So your chance is now
Thanks for for the trophy, shall quaff something suitable out of it.
Thanks for for the trophy, shall quaff something suitable out of it.
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