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Old 27th Dec 2019, 20:34
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" Aaaahhh, Jamaica, now that WAS a rum business"
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Old 27th Dec 2019, 20:47
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"if your going to smuggle in booze I would suggest you put it INSIDE the hat"
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Old 27th Dec 2019, 20:49
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"Yes, I brought him along to keep my spirits up"
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 07:46
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...and at night the red beacon will guide the bombers home
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 07:48
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....and turn slowly round he can detect the incoming enemy aircraft
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 07:55
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Ah Sir, may I introduce my father, Barnes, I am modeling his latest invention, If I get shot down the Germans will assume I am mad and repatriate​​​​​ me under the Geneva Convention
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 09:49
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I know you've changed your name to Yossarian but I'm still not going to ground you.

Catch 22, sir?

No, Queen's Regulations my boy.


Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Best Bet (judging by the medals and a list of Waddington's Station Commanders) is Gp Capt H P Connelly DFC; AFC; DFM.
Thanks Wensleydale, my thinking was it was somebody like Johnny Johnson but I couldn't quite place him.
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 11:49
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So if I pull the toggle, she becomes Mae West?
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 12:38
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No, but if you pull the wrong toggle HE'LL will punch you right on the nose!
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 20:10
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Having finished as Peter Pan in Pantomime Hoskins returns to his day job as the Station Mascot
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Old 28th Dec 2019, 20:26
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"Actually they come in handy, come the Board of Inquiry the attention tends to be drawn to the hat and on the whole we tend not to be recognised"
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Hoskins returns from the Palace with his BEM proudly in a inconspicuous place
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Old 29th Dec 2019, 22:11
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It seems to have gone quiet...I'll have a look tomorrow (Monday).

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Old 29th Dec 2019, 22:54
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Bloggs had a good point but the hat disguised it quite well.
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Old 29th Dec 2019, 23:01
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If I stand like THIS, tuck my arm like THAT....I dont need to get too close incase its catching... smile!!!
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 02:25
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"Kiss me Hardy"
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 02:28
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"Sorry sir I will have to take this one away, obviously defective"
Arnie voice. "I'll be back"
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 02:31
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Gp Cap to Farmer Gable, "I'm terribly sorry the aircraft destroyed your Scarecrow, Please accept Hoskins as a replacement "
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 13:41
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So God, Pilot and ATC Went into a bar and the Barman Said which one of you is God? they all replied ME
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 14:48
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Gp Cap to Farmer Gable, "I'm terribly sorry the aircraft destroyed your Scarecrow, Please accept Hoskins as a replacement "
...is our nearly New Year Winner. Take it away Kiltrash and give us a new photo for the coming week's festivities!!!
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