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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:17
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"What's the weather like out there?"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:18
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"Put it away, nobody wants to see it..."
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:26
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"Will I be able to sit in the left-hand seat tomorrow, skipper?"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:29
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"Get a brew on, we'll be here for a while."
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:34
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The Russian Air Force held its first dining-in night...
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 01:55
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"Kiptin..it appears your new iPad echarts give runway lengths in feet, not metres"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 06:45
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Its not my fault - the chap in the upstairs flat left the landing light on!
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 06:48
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Pick a window ... you're leaving
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 07:08
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The land was sold ages ago but the owner was still paying the parking fees so they just built around it.

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Still is a nice place to sip your morning coffee.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 07:12
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"One Hundred and Eighty" ...
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:20
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"Well, Bloggski, apart from that slight miscalculation over landing distance required, I must say it wasn't a bad check-ride".

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"Oops. You alright, Skipper?"

" I will be once I've got this wardrobe off my balls!"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:29
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Bimey, Mr Yakolev, this idea I had just jumped off the drawing board!

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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:30
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"I say old chap, I think Scroggins is trying to drop a hint over the desk job you have posted him too"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:34
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An attempt by the Russian Air Force to conceal their resupply of munitions to separatist fighters at a deployed location in the Ukraine was not too successful.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:35
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There had been another misunderstanding at the MOD's hotel booking service.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:43
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.......and each week we will send you another edition of the magazine complete with parts for you to build a realistic model jet airliner.......
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 09:15
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The wife asked for a nose job and a bigger flat ...... cant wait till she comes home!
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 09:33
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So that guy upstairs has built himself a 747 simulator in his spare room. Ha! Just wait 'til he sees this.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 11:03
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Well ... There's the old aviation adage ... "It flies like a Barn Door" ... This is the other one ... "It flies like a Brick Built Sh1tehouse"
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