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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 18:36
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Hey Big Piston, who you callin' a donkey? I'm a mule......
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 19:33
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Buster's date for the game.
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 19:40
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Buster wants to have words with Match.com on his requirements.
The "Nice Ass" requirement may have been slightly misunderstood.
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 19:41
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Someone forgot to use Hair remover this morning.
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 19:45
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Get off your ass and drink your milk...
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 21:27
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I am not suggesting that Buster has a big ......
If the cap fits...
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 21:35
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Isn't that something women stick up inside themselves Buster.... Seems about right
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Old 23rd Oct 2014, 23:23
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"We couldn't afford remounts for the Blues and Royals - would this do ?"
 
Old 24th Oct 2014, 08:35
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"Jeez army life sucks! Weeks without seeing any women, and you get a boner when you spot one cheerleader. Good thing I have this cheesy sign to cover up..."
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 11:13
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Why the long face?
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 12:25
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Ass thinking "I haven't seen a another Ass in months but if have to date Buster this evening then so be it"
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 12:26
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These men haven't seen a female in 200 days, oh boy need to be careful.
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 12:28
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"Going uncover" they said
"Tickets to the big game" they said
"Front row seat" they said
"Meet all the celebs" they said
"No more volunteering" I say
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 14:22
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When he saw the rest of the cadets Harvey realised he hadn't quite got the hang of dress down Friday....
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 14:38
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Jeez where did they get these uniforms from, Walmart? The guy in the horse is better dressed than me.
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 17:16
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Not exactly an army but thistle have to do for now...
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 21:45
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Confusion reigned at the ball game when the mascot arrived with "Army" written on his leggy.
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 22:19
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Why does he call you Donkey?

"He-Haw, He-Haw, He-Hawlways calls me that."

Sorry
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 22:52
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Navy were worried about the reputed 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse attack and realised it was more Donkey Attack.
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Old 24th Oct 2014, 22:56
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Coach said he admired Don Quixote as the person from history he would most like to meet.

Army Intelligence searched and utimately found "Donkey Hote".

Coach cried.
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