Caption competition

[622]

OK, Try this one and I will hand over to ValMORNA to judge!

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster ... Stop making an exhibition of yourself



Yes ... that's an entry for 622's pic

[CoffmanStarter]

OK Skipper ... I'll put a note in the 700 that the Brakes need looking at

[Buster Hyman]

Can't go on Skipper...exhausted...I think I've hit the wall.

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Ilyushin's answer to the A380.

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Capacity? Da. Stealth? Nyet!

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The guy in number 18 keeps telling us he's a pilot...

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Ivan, when I said I wanted a design that would give me capacity like a block of flats..l

[Wensleydale]

Its not real - its an optical Ilyushin.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"I'd swear that wasn't there when we took off"


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"The Director of Operations requires you in his office at 10:00 hours sharp, whatever else you may be doing."
"But......"
"BE THERE!"

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p.s. I think wensleydale has a winner already

[NutLoose]

Whilst BA may offer to drive you to the Airport, Aeroflot offers a drop you off at your flat service.

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Ryan Air introduce a new simulator at their headquarters building.

[Big Pistons Forever]

I told you backing up using reverse thrust without a wing walker was a bad idea !

[NutLoose]

We've had a complaint from the flat downstairs Skipper, they say can we stop flushing the bog into his living room.

[Stanwell]

I say, those Russkies are getting better at aluminium extrusions!

[4mastacker]

Additional crew rest facilities were added for long range flights.

[Wensleydale]

The Russians' jamming experiments with window were not progressing well.

[ValMORNA]

NutLoose,


Number 3 on my list of Posting Rules reads . .


"You may not post attachments". Perhaps when I get a bit older it'll be OK.

[ACW599]

"Fuel on, brakes on, throttles closed, switches off... oh b*gger, the brakes failed".

[Arm out the window]

"So, that's what you meant by hours building."

[TyroPicard]

Early Soviet architecture college attempt at Church Tower with Flying Buttress...

[Tashengurt]

"Subsidence? No it's just an airline crack."


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[Danny42C]

"I was just giving this old lamp I found a quick rub, and look what's happened !"

[Buster Hyman]

"...Terrain...pull up..."

[PingDit]

"Awww.... You know that pilot and his wife downstairs? They've had a little boy!"