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"Ok, it's coming. Push, Olga...push!"
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Attenborough voice:
"And here we see the birth of another Tupolev..."
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Finally, footage of the faked attack on the Pentagon was discovered...*
*banter, not disrespect. I was one of those chased out of the building that day
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Attenborough voice:
"And here we see the birth of another Tupolev..."
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Finally, footage of the faked attack on the Pentagon was discovered...*
*banter, not disrespect. I was one of those chased out of the building that day
Heard over the GPWS calls of 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet
"WILL YOU SHUT THE F*UCK UP !"
"WILL YOU SHUT THE F*UCK UP !"
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"This reminds me of an IMC take off"
"Why is that Paddy?"
"Because we look like a roller blind.."
"Why is that Paddy?"
"Because we look like a roller blind.."
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Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up
First floor telephones,
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stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up
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gents ready-made suits,
shirts, socks, ties, hats,
underwear and aircraft...going up
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"It's true - all you have to do is to just fly the front end and the rest follows on behind" .
(based on reported answer from Bill Pegg when he'd just landed the "Brabazon" (1951 ?) after its first flight, and a reporter asked "What's it like to fly a big aircraft like that ?")
(based on reported answer from Bill Pegg when he'd just landed the "Brabazon" (1951 ?) after its first flight, and a reporter asked "What's it like to fly a big aircraft like that ?")
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Winners and Also-rans
Judgement Day ...(Thank you for all the entries. For what it's worth, I found it tough making a choice.Harder than penning a winner!)
Third Place Wensleydales's Its not real - its an optical Ilyushin.
(Might have won but was nobbled by Fox's intervention, 'p.s. I think wensleydale has a winner already')
Second Place superq7's It's fine we Mig welded it to the building so it won't Tupolev.
But with his nose just in front, it's Surplus with
Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up
First floor telephones,
gents ready-made suits,
shirts, socks, ties, hats,
underwear and aircraft...going up(verbose but giving value for money)
Third Place Wensleydales's Its not real - its an optical Ilyushin.
(Might have won but was nobbled by Fox's intervention, 'p.s. I think wensleydale has a winner already')
Second Place superq7's It's fine we Mig welded it to the building so it won't Tupolev.
But with his nose just in front, it's Surplus with
Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up
First floor telephones,
gents ready-made suits,
shirts, socks, ties, hats,
underwear and aircraft...going up(verbose but giving value for money)
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Surplus if you haven't got a camera, no problem, take your pussy into work and shove it on the scanner/ photocopier..
The Cat Scan: Archive
The Cat Scan: Archive
