Caption competition

[Temp Spike]

I don’t know. He just say push around ramp till boss leave, then go on break.

[SteveCox]

Well boss the Boeing salesman said that if we really wanted an A380 rather than a dreamliner maybe we should plant out on of our older planes in the paddy fields and watch it grow.

(sorry can't be bothered with the phoney Chinese accent).

[clicker]

"runway damp, damp, damp. Report information Alpha received on first contact"

[Kiltrash]

When caught in a monsoon in BKK, The British ops manager reacted when he found there was no flood insurance and took steps to move the equipment upstairs.

[WhiteOvies]

"And if any smartarse starts singing 'We Are Sailing' they'll get the Tiananmen Square treatment!"

[clicker]

The Chinese navy soon found out why the Russians had sold them an old aircraft carrier.

[jwcook]

The new rice paddy combine harvester was a little more labour intensive than the brochure had led them to believe.

[Kiltrash]

Oversized attempt at Poosticks, dropping it in the water was proving tricky

[Dan Gerous]

Iriot! Wy you no steal prans for froatprane?

[SteveCox]

The ground staff were relieved to see that the predicted Tsunami was a little less threatening than first thought.

[Kiltrash]

This cost saving of passenger pushback and engine start at the threashold is one thing BUT no Hi Viz jacket for airside operations!

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Put on the life jacket and infate before stepping OFF the wing into the water

[CoffmanStarter]

With due apologise to Gene Kelly ...

Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above ...

Dancin' in the rain Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah I'm happy again! I'm singin' and dancin' in the rain!

[Roadster280]

The very definition of "pissing in the wind".

[eastern wiseguy]

There's wet starts....and there's WET starts

[Lafyar Cokov]

Judging this evening - 12/12/12.........................

[NutLoose]

There's so much effluent here we must have nearly pushed this thing into the Freight Dogs Forum..

[Temp Spike]

No ramp shoes yet boss? Just one orange moo-moo?

[CoffmanStarter]

With due apologies to Fawlty Towers ...

"I'll have the Brown Windsor soup ..."

[ShyTorque]

Only one thing worse than flying rubber dog $hit out of Hong Kong - and that's pushing it out.......

[NutLoose]

Only 45 mins left for the results, unless we are on Jigaboo time.... Please don't be Buster...... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster






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