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Old 4th Sep 2014, 12:57
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"S'funny.... I don't remember eating that!"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 13:03
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Hanks misogyny cost him dearly when he tried to order a 'Blow up bitch.'
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 13:44
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"Very amusing, Captain. Now kindly answer my question about how many bytes are available."
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 14:30
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Something just snapped when Shaggy offered him some Scooby Snacks.
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 14:58
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"Now, as I will quickly demonstrate, the only way to survive an attack by a trained killer dog like this is to grab it by the b*lls and twist!"

"That's a bitch, son - goodbye!"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 15:19
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Is that a B-52 contrail I see ... Sorry I'm not sure as there's a tail in the way
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 16:03
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Bring it....
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 16:05
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..and by holding it up at this angle, get the moon between the testicles and the tail pointing at the North Star....you can tell the time!
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 16:16
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In the Background the Lads were singing a familiar ditty......


"I Wouldn't Give A Bean
To Be A Fancy Pants Marine
I'd Rather Be A
Dog Face Soldier Like I Am"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 16:28
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"So once we have perfected the rabid attack dogs we intend to trial rabid attack pigs for future deployment into IS territory"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 16:30
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"Hey isn't that the wardens dog from barrack stores, I bet he wants that doormat back"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 18:18
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"Soldier, soldier, won't you marry me..."
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 18:41
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Yippeee!!! Daddy's home!!
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 19:40
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"Anyone got a poo bag?"

"Don't worry, soldier, the dog's been already!"

"It's not for the dog!"
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 20:06
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Field Trials determined a drawback to the use of Attack Dogs as it was found impractical to convince Terry Taliban to wear suitable Gaunlets on a single Arm to attract the Dog's attention.
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 21:06
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Yes, you wear it on your wrist...It's a watch dog!
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Old 4th Sep 2014, 23:13
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Next on the baseball improvisation course; crafting a ball from a cat.
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 01:10
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They said the Dog's in heat, but it looks more like re-heat to me!
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 06:52
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The CIA trial their latest equipment......


"It's the Glorious Leader's packed lunch!"
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 08:36
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..and by holding it up at this angle, get the moon between the testicles and the tail pointing at the North Star....you can tell what day it is - just look up the date.


Sorry 622.
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