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Old 12th May 2016, 21:20
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Bit late on the....Hoskins? Hoskins?
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Spruce Goose?
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Old 12th May 2016, 21:22
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....it'll buff out...
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"When I said you're going to need to take a plane to parts of the tree, I meant a wood plane"
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"That'll be a Beechcraft then"
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Hoskins was perplexed. He had thought that the addition of a "Gate Guardian" outside his school would bring extra business. Instead......
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Old 12th May 2016, 21:34
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"It's our ground sim, we use it for logging hours"
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Old 12th May 2016, 21:43
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American Aviation HQ's last-ditch close in defence system against disgruntled former students had finally paid off.
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Old 12th May 2016, 21:48
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The merger of Stihl and Piper, and the combining of their product lines, was not really working out the way the analysts had predicted.
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Old 12th May 2016, 22:10
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American Aviation's branch office.
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Old 12th May 2016, 22:14
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Well .. OK, Smythe - Mags off, fuel off.
Now, I want you to come with me .. we've a number of forms that will need to be filled out.
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Old 13th May 2016, 02:42
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The missing Arrow from the previous caption is found.
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Old 13th May 2016, 03:08
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"Have you been waiting for clearance long?"


"Lets put it this way, when I was first told to line up and wait I threw the apple core I was eating out the window........."
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Old 13th May 2016, 05:59
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"All I know is, it wasn't here yesterday. It's that Jack and his bl00dy magic beans again!"

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Old 13th May 2016, 06:28
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WIWOL we regularly 'put it through the trees'
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Old 13th May 2016, 06:31
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I don't think you are quite cutout for the Aircew Branch of the Service
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Old 13th May 2016, 06:35
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An extreme example of the art of 'off grid spoon whittling'
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Old 13th May 2016, 08:24
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American Aviation's new branch office..
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Hello, operator? I'd like to place a collect call to the local branch of the Poplar Flying Association. What, leaf a message? Oaky. "Can someone please call me bark regarding PA28s and wood in propellors? Also, I appear to have a canopy in my canopy." Yes, I think that soil for now.
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Old 13th May 2016, 09:07
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As requested, Séamus had executed an faultless tree-point landing.
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