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"It's the dogs natural Shepherding technique coming into play, they are use to herding dumb animals, such as our trooper here, around fields"
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"That dentastix has worked wonders, his breath is almost sweet smelling now, shame about the dogs"
Commentator: "Now Children, as you can tell from the screams, it's really quite important to use the right length of carpet. The Sergeant clearly has longer arms than the last trainer.....or to be accurate, did have."
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"You may laugh, but it costs more to buy me out of the Service than it does him !"
(This is true - or was a few - all right fifty - years back. Saw an AMO about it).
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"While the patch on my nearside rear haunch does look a bit unsightly, I admit, I took all his front teeth out last week getting it (we mistimed it a bit, you see).
(This is true - or was a few - all right fifty - years back. Saw an AMO about it).
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"While the patch on my nearside rear haunch does look a bit unsightly, I admit, I took all his front teeth out last week getting it (we mistimed it a bit, you see).
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Quotation from the BNP user manual (Bionic Nuclear Powered Shapeshifter) 'It is vital to maintain eye-to-eye contact. Should it be broken shoot the dog and run like hell. DoD absolves itself of any blame as to the death and destruction which might occur.'