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Old 1st Oct 2016, 21:00
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While his top half went on to have great success as King of the Daleks, the arse end of Davros's body didn't achieve anything quite so grand.
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Old 1st Oct 2016, 21:01
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"Can't help thinking I've wheelie bin stitched up!"
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Old 1st Oct 2016, 21:06
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"Well, it'll do at a pinch - but I still say the trolley acc was better with rubber tyres !"
 
Old 1st Oct 2016, 23:24
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"Never mind Little bloody Willie, more like Little bloody Silly if you ask me"
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Old 1st Oct 2016, 23:27
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"we're coming in... Roger"


"There will be no coming in anywhere, and certainly no Rogering...... Over"
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Old 1st Oct 2016, 23:32
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"And for the MK2 version we will have your mate lie on top of you and shoot off his load through a little orifice."
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 10:20
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"And for the MK2 version we will have your mate lie on top of you and shoot off his load through a little orifice."
Bugger this he said and he was.
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 10:47
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Time Team were regretting their Aleppo special...
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 10:50
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Bad hair day? We have the solution for YOU
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 11:40
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"We had one, but a wheel came off !"
 
Old 2nd Oct 2016, 11:51
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The Ultimate Garden Cart ?

"The Ultimate Garden Cart"


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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 11:58
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Ah yes the Rupert's....one must be polite and just smile when you see them at their best thinking!
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 12:56
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The Dyson body recovery system was not a great success, singular recovery was to prove its downside in the future battles and became completely overwhelmed.
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 13:10
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Bertie said he was inspired by the clapping Monkey toy...
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 14:15
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A shortage of rations led to some troops rummaging in German wheelybins.
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 14:31
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Fartillery wasn't a great success...
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 14:41
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Iron Mans Granddad in WW1
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 15:13
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Where's the damn spare wheel..?
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 15:15
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Stealth tank my a@@!
I cross one river and the damn thing shrinks on me!
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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 20:36
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New equipment for Jeremy Corbyn's European Army demonstrated in Brussels.
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