Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Human: "Right Captain, this will be a CAT II.."

S/L Hound (for it is he): "DOG II !!"

Human " Dog II, yessir, sorry Sir!"

[PingDit]

Dog: "I'll give it a whirl but my guide-dog training's only covered stopping at kerbs and handling pedestrian crossings so far"

[brickhistory]

Broadsword calling Danny boy...he's a good boy...yes he is...yes he is...

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, I see the Stall warning! Throw me a friggin' bone will ya!

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We're up high aren't we? All the people down there look like fleas...oh, wait...

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Tired of the continual one upmanship between crews, the RAF throws down the challenge & awaits to see who else can fly & lick their balls at the same time!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Pay ? we don't need to pay those whiny pilots, This guy will fly for dogfood.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Boss, the "pay peanuts get monkeys" strategy didn't work out so well but I have another idea.......

[Big Pistons Forever]

"sparky" was about to leave a little token of loadmaster respect on the seat of the pilot who always seemed to disappear when it was his shout

[Dunky]

"Look I'm a gun dog, okay, so where's my guns"?

[Steve the Pirate]

Following a conversation in the bar on Friday evening, Corporal Cruft went on to prove that you can actually teach an old dog new tricks.

STP

[Buster Hyman]

I don't care what anyone says, that Pilot's a bitch!

[brickhistory]

Dog: "I'll show you fetch, you sonovab..."

[Steve the Pirate]

Dog: "D'you know what Corporal Cruft?"

Corporal Cruft: "What's that sir?"

Dog: "The more I think about it, the decision to axe the Harrier was bonkers"

STP

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof .... pause ... "speechless aircraft turn left on to a heading of 090 for positive identification" ... Woof

[Buster Hyman]

No, no. The sheepskin cover stays on the seat...oh you filthy bugger!

[Oceanz]

Fido had no problems going down, but pulling out was more of a challenge

[Buster Hyman]

"Right. Lab test completed. Lets get Mr. Tinkles in here for the Cat Scan"

[Wander00]

What's that about my handler depriving me of a promising career................

[SASless]

Bloggs, having saved his money, bought driving lessons for Phideaux.

[sitigeltfel]

Of course I can fly a dog-leg route!