Not an entry but Coffmans earlier entry about loose nuts reminds me of a new production manager in the factory where I was one of the other managers. Arthur says to one particularly pretty girl "Morning Spanner Face". She not unreasonably is a bit upset by this and asks "What do you mean Spanner Face?"
The answer was a bombshell "Well every time I look at you it makes my nuts go tighter". I don't think you would get away with that these days!
ACW