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Old 10th Jan 2013, 00:44
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The recruits had been warned about Sgt Damocles


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"Is this a dagger which I see before me?"
"Oh f#ck,it is!"


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Pvt Macbeth had met his nemesis...a drill sergeant who'd read Shakespeare

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Old 10th Jan 2013, 00:53
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Et Tu SASless..
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 01:43
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If he didn't like you, Sgt Omon dropped the dagger from his left hand.
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 06:26
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Despite his dyslexia, Sergeant Homo still thought it okay to play oyoy with a ragged.
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 06:45
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Ha! That's not a knife....
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 06:54
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Luke ... use the Force my young Padawan ...
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 08:45
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The slow blade penetrates the shield.
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 10:08
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Now Private Yaron ... before you join Shayete 13 there is a little procedure required ... something your Rabbi missed
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 11:13
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"Private, I'm perfectly aware of what it says in the mirror, but things will get a lot worse if you still refuse to wear your top.."


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Old 10th Jan 2013, 13:02
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"Tough, this isn't the SAS, so this dagger has no wings"
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 13:44
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Fun things to do with Nylon fishing line, number 37: "Oh no I've dropped the knife!"
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 16:12
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Sgt OMOH had heard one too many 'mirror' jokes.
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 16:47
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Appendectomies....Marine Corps style!

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Old 10th Jan 2013, 18:13
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It's not enough I do pull-ups off broken glass ?
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 18:35
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The concept of "Looking Daggers" was lost on the SWO.
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 19:14
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"And here we see an example of the fundamental differences in doctrine between NATO and the Warsaw Pact.

In NATO, you are very likely to get knifed in the back by your own people."
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Old 10th Jan 2013, 21:34
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"According to my wife, you have a magnetic personality, Private Diggler. Let's find out, shall we?"
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Old 11th Jan 2013, 00:42
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"Trust me lad, this hurts me more than it will hurt you...."

"Really Sarge???"
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"When I heard Sergeant Homo said I may feel a a bit of a prick during P.T. this isnt what i had in mind....come to think of it given the alternative I may well have got off lightly here"
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"Wait for it!"
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