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Old 18th Nov 2012, 22:17
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"...Highway to the Denture Zone..."
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 01:15
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"Always heed your mothers words, I didn't and this is what masturbation did for me"
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 01:32
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Look Bloggs, when I said you had to approach ACT 'Fangs Out'........
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 03:58
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"Always heed your mothers words, I didn't and this is what masturbation did for me"
What? Second banana in the Caption comp?
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 06:39
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Flt Lt Bloggs couldn't believe his luck, with his dream posting and good looks he was sure to pull the birds now.
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"5 acceptable GCSE's (C Grade and above), 2 A Levels and a Bus Pass ? You too could be on your first Squadron at 65"
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 08:30
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Cameron had gone too far when he rolled out his "Work for the Pension" scheme.
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 09:05
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Bl**dy H*ll the Boss is Alien
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 09:50
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Bloggs was horrified to discover that Bingo, the evil clown, who had hidden under his bed and given him nightmares as a child, was his new instructor.
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Effing surgeons! Before the final bit of the sex change operation I asked for a big set of falsies to be implanted....!

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Flt Lt Esther Rantzen - fighter pilot

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Old 19th Nov 2012, 12:06
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At least we won't have to remember to take a bottle opener on detachments.

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Old 19th Nov 2012, 12:13
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Some excellent entries so far - a couple of real coffee sprayers!
keep 'em coming

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Old 19th Nov 2012, 14:04
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Air Combat ... Something you can really get you're teeth into
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 14:14
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Captain Who Flung Dung, an exchange officer from the PLAAF, smiles for a publicity shot
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Old 19th Nov 2012, 14:27
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The 28yr-old winner of the Typhoon Max Sustained G Competition was left with some serious & permanent medical issues...........

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Old 19th Nov 2012, 20:38
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Clive really hadn't considered the consequences of wearing a G suit after taking his Viagra...
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Look out chaps Buster is awake

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Old 19th Nov 2012, 22:08
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I don't know what effect he will have on the enemy, but by God he frightens me!
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Though an outstanding and highly experienced FJ pilot, Flt Lt Wong consistently failed to be selected for the Red Arrows.
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The real reason oxygen masks were invented.

Flt Lt Gashag is also detached occasionally to the School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine as a teaching aid, as he exhibits no less than 75% of known skin diseases.
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