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Old 18th Nov 2012, 07:09
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Sir, I have to report that this new time warp drive from 1943 to 2013 we fitted has had one or two side effects.

The ageing process for one but I mean who would have thought that Typhoon would still be around

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Old 18th Nov 2012, 07:42
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Toptobottom you're a damned handsome fellow
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 07:44
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It's a two-seater so Clive is off to "Grab-a-Granny" ...
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 08:12
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POLIGRIP ON ... POLIGRIP ON ... GO !
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 09:04
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Chomper old chap when the Boss said we were the "Ring-of-Confidence" for the Olympics 2012 he wasn't referring to your toothpaste preference !
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 09:09
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Well the pilot notes did say that the air brakes should be treated with care until you get used to their rapid deployment.
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 11:31
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Someone tell the old boy that he doesn't need to have his Ox Mask that tight in future

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Old 18th Nov 2012, 11:50
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Tim "The Toolman" Taylor regrets adding more power to his G suit, on a recent jolly.
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 12:03
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Why yes, I did used to date Esther Rantzen...why do you ask?
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 12:30
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"I don't care what you're saying, real fighter pilots have their shades tinted"

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Old 18th Nov 2012, 14:28
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Nutloose posts his latest Self Portrait.....and disproves his prior claims to be the real "Maverick".
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 14:30
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"Dropping bombs on people is so last century, old chap. We go for Shock and Aughhhhh now - Rupert here lands, opens the canopy, and grins at 'em."
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 14:48
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Neigh ! Neigh ! I always wanted to be in the Cavalry
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 15:52
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"Ahh I heard we had a new female pilot on the squadron, hello"
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 15:55
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As another member of the ground crew topples backwards off the stepladder, "Chiefy's compliments, sir, and would you mind keeping your visor down until you're back in the crewroom?".
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 17:04
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I know I've used this before but..

National Service returns, but this time for the over 70's, as they're the ones who are really keen on the idea.
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 17:11
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Now that's what you call a RHAG engagement
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Old 18th Nov 2012, 18:33
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BEagle get's called up out of retirement
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"Too close for missiles, switching to gums"
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