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It was such a beautiful dream, lying in a sunny field while many hands roamed over my body feeling every intimate place.........
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"My.. you're happy to see us"....... "no, it's my banana"
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Those missing four months in Dubya's Air Force records were in fact hush-hush work as the U2 bang seat crash test dummy.
"They need a pilot with no brain at all - Bush, you'll do, though God knows what future career is going to need an idiot who ends up on his ass all the time."
"They need a pilot with no brain at all - Bush, you'll do, though God knows what future career is going to need an idiot who ends up on his ass all the time."
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"Right chaps, well caught. Now, on with the cuffs, in the helicopter with him and we've got our first ever pilot volunteer for Helitech 2013".
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"Sir you do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in Court, anything you do say may be given in evidence." ... plebeian ! 
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Despite the protective clothing, the prototype Taser was found to be just a bit too powerful.
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Nice try pal, but there's still time to get you to a Polling booth!
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"A Genie you say? In a bottle? Okay......Tom, get Dr Bellows to meet us at the base!"
"I like your plan to fool this Gary Powers into coming quietly, Ivan, but I still reckon you should have made the USAF emblem on the Bananaski a bit bigger."
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"What happened" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... Where are we" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... "What was I doing" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... "Where are you taking me" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... "What's my name" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" 