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The ground engineers were getting used to greeting Clive when he arrived, but they could never get used to the smell of urine & Vicks in the cockpit.
With a urgent need to cut back on pilot intake the Government descide to publish a new 'Lord Kitchener' style poster
"The country needs you"
or as Buster has taken the last personal jibe
Nutloose, BEagle, Courtney Mil, Fox3, Coff, Tops etc delete as applicable
"I AM your father"
"The country needs you"
or as Buster has taken the last personal jibe
Nutloose, BEagle, Courtney Mil, Fox3, Coff, Tops etc delete as applicable
"I AM your father"
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The MOD is to announce the latest PFI contract ... in future all Aircrew Dentistry needs will be outsourced to the well known Monumental Masons "Headstones-R-Us".
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Dental Trials Unit
"Well, the triple-strength Poligrip won't even take 6'g'. Looks like we'll have to go with the groundcrew suggestion of Araldite."
"Duct tape?"
"We've tried duct tape."
Engineering: Rule 3. Someone will always suggest duct tape.
"Well, the triple-strength Poligrip won't even take 6'g'. Looks like we'll have to go with the groundcrew suggestion of Araldite."
"Duct tape?"
"We've tried duct tape."
Engineering: Rule 3. Someone will always suggest duct tape.
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"Really, receding gums... I always thought they started at the tooth end"
Or
" I can understand the cost cutting exercise by standardising onto one version and getting rid of the multiple variants, but this one size fits all in the dental and optical depts just does not work"
Or
" I can understand the cost cutting exercise by standardising onto one version and getting rid of the multiple variants, but this one size fits all in the dental and optical depts just does not work"
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Buster just could not understand why he was not selected for the RAF's new PR effort to improve the image of the service.
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" I cut my teeth on the initial test phase of the Typhoon ...now, as it goes into service, I dont have any..
or
...G suit connection - check... PEC - check ...colostomy bag - check, Hips & Knees- full and free movement of ....QFE ...bugger left my bifocals at home"
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...G suit connection - check... PEC - check ...colostomy bag - check, Hips & Knees- full and free movement of ....QFE ...bugger left my bifocals at home"
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