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Old 24th Nov 2012, 07:38
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Look here Boss I'm not crewing with Jones again ... this happens every time he has beans for breakfast
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 07:41
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 08:39
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Hello? RAC? Yes, it turns over but won't start..
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 09:13
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...you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 09:26
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"I told you I could smell petrol!"
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 09:51
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Sarge ... those RAF chaps have just melted my tank with something called an MRD
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 10:00
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Sunday morning after the Newcastle - Sunderland game was always the same...
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 10:32
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What d'ya mean it failed the MOT !
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 12:09
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can you hear me now?
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 12:14
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"Yessir....I understand! Yessir I know! Yessir....but should not the bit about this being a Simulated attack have been better placed at the start of your Op Order?"
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 12:52
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"Hallo, Q..."
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 13:09
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As I'm adjudicating this does not count...


"Hello Mr Jones, our records show you been miss sold PPI insurance........"
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 13:48
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Any landing you can walk away from....
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 14:08
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"Yeah that curry last night was wicked!"
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 15:00
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Hello ... Is that 662 Squadron, 3 Regiment Army Air Corps ? Ah good ... tell Harry he's bent Rupert's Tank on that last pass and he isn't very happy
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 15:06
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"Blah blah blah. Oops just let one go, silent one though, so no ones noticed. Anyway, blah, blah blah...."
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 15:10
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Can you put me through to Tony Hall please. Ah ... Good afternoon Mr Hall I know you've got a lot on your plate at the moment ... but Jezzer Clarkson and his other Top Gear mates have just written-off one of our new tanks ... who should I address the bill for $68m to at the BBC ?
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 15:31
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"Bugger, I was given that as a present by the Iraqis".
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 16:38
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HUH??? ..... I can't hear you with all this ringing in my ears
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Old 24th Nov 2012, 16:38
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...and then the boss said "If it was loaded, would I do this?"
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