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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 09:36
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"Mind me sandwiches!"
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 09:39
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"...and next time, wait 'til I've packed my 'chute away before you hover-taxi over to pick me up!"
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 09:39
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There was a disappointing turn of events for the attempt on the self powered flight record today. The failure of Red Bull to "give him wings" led to the deployment of his parachute.

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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 10:00
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You landed on a Messerschmit....on a stick? Well, I can see the Messerschmit but...oh...
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 10:29
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Sarge, can we keep him....pleeeeease?
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 10:33
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"Yes, Mr Bond, we all thought it was screamingly funny when you parachuted into the olympics dressed as the Queen with the pink bloomers and all, but you've got to try and break the habit, sir."
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 10:39
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What's that you say about about a flying banana?
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 10:51
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Ok I have his watch, now if we lift him so, can you reach his wallet?

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Ohhh Sh't I've followed through.
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 10:52
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Well Minister, I guess you know what "that button" does now


Thanks Buster, although Donkey497 appears to be right



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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 11:40
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I don't think the state of your underwear really matters for now ...
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 12:40
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The yanks were happy, they had captured Mervin the Vauxhall crash dummy and now all they had to do was to get him to talk.
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 12:47
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Ok, on three now, "YMCA..."
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 12:57
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Kiss me NutLoose.
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 13:01
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I think I may have shaken a NutLoose

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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 13:21
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Have you seen the size of my skid marks
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 13:23
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I may be the first FJ Pilot to land on my a$$ but I certainly won't be the last
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 13:24
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That's all very well sir, but did you Busterhyman?

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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 13:28
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Chuck Jäger Bomb's
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 13:32
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That's the last time I select Command Eject - ever!
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 13:38
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Lt Col "Bubber" Klondike USAF demonstrates that ejection from an aircraft isn't intrinsically dangerous ... it's just the 200g stop that hurts ... on this occasion he experienced a major failure of his a$$ cushion ... which can just be seen to his right in the pic
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