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"What did he say? Something about a 'Hurricane Sandy'?"
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"F*ck me - I've been flying for thirty years and never seen a Wiggins Aerodyne, and the one day I bang out you SAR guys turn up in one."
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"I know, it was a shock to me as well to find that the competition had slipped down to the middle of page two"
Look I have been lying here for 3 hours, are you not meant to be rushing me to hospital.
All in good time my man, all in good time, only another 47 pages of health and safety assessments to go, we would be no good to you is we pull a muscle lifting you up.
All in good time my man, all in good time, only another 47 pages of health and safety assessments to go, we would be no good to you is we pull a muscle lifting you up.
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The result
Apologies if I've kept people waiting, currently in a different timezone to usual:
In 1st place - Squeaker
Highly commended to 622 and toptobottom.
Bonus points for Coffman for sheer quantity.
Best Regards,
WhiteOvies
In 1st place - Squeaker
Highly commended to 622 and toptobottom.
Bonus points for Coffman for sheer quantity.
Best Regards,
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Take it he won for this
squeaker
"Oh crap, wait till the CO hears about this!"
"He already knows Sir, we're just trying to lift you off him.."
Made me chortle
squeaker
"Oh crap, wait till the CO hears about this!"
"He already knows Sir, we're just trying to lift you off him.."
Made me chortle
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Royal Irish Parachute regiment practice their Halo technique, prior to the jump and due to a lack of serviceable parachutes, the late Colonel Paddy Nohair of the 1st RIP Rgt was overheard briefings his men with the immortal lines,
"Boys, due to the uncertainty of these life ex parachutes I want you all to pull the cord at 10 feet"
"That'll be awfully low be sure, are you sure about dis Sir"
"Be Jesus guys, 10 foot is nothing, if the chute fails you can jump that far"
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"Boys, due to the uncertainty of these life ex parachutes I want you all to pull the cord at 10 feet"
"That'll be awfully low be sure, are you sure about dis Sir"
"Be Jesus guys, 10 foot is nothing, if the chute fails you can jump that far"
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Last edited by NutLoose; 8th Nov 2012 at 10:57.