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Old 31st Oct 2012, 23:35
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No, I definitely told him the brown wire was the live one.
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 02:12
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They canna take it Captain.....


Gently peeling back the skin, F3WMB slowly......


Ooh err, it that all you've got Buster.......


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Old 1st Nov 2012, 03:46
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Ooh err, it that all you've got Buster.......
Yet, dat all I got...but you should see wat I got for da weekend!
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 03:54
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British Airforce Now Acknowledges Naval Ascendancy

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Old 1st Nov 2012, 04:46
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Well, Officer Prune, you have just found out why you need to be very careful about using the handbrake while attempting a barrel roll ... it's nothing like a bootlegger's turn ...
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 07:51
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NutLoose don't pull that ! Woooosh ... you have haven't you !

PS ShyTorque as No 2 do you want to take control and keep us CapCom OCD'ers happy
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 08:31
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Mil aircrew descide to build a bridge with Naval Aviators but cant agree a colour
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 08:43
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Don't worry, in the heat of battle no one will give a toss about your underwear
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 09:22
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New flying suit ... let me see ... doe's Sir dress to the left or to the right ? Ooh suits you Sir !
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 10:49
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"And that, young man, is why they prefer to be in a cool, dark place..."
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 11:13
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"you'll never make it into the arrows Higgins if you can't tell the difference between a roll off the top and an immelmann".
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 17:15
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Achtung Spitfire !
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 18:21
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You didn't feed them after midnight did you????????????????
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 21:38
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Overheard long ago on the intercom of a Sunderland, somewhere in the S Pacific ;
`Captain to Signaller `
`Signaller,Sah?`
`Siggy,I`d like you to send a message to HQ to tell them ,I do believe I`ve spotted the crash site of Amelia Earhart`s aircraft down there,and there`s a washing line with ladies` unmentionables` on it`.Be a good chap and send it in code by one of your pigeons,as we don`t want the Yanks to know yet`.....
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Old 1st Nov 2012, 21:46
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You do that once more, airman, and I'll have your b#llocks on toast for my tea.



*Overheard a SWO use this
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 05:48
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"I didn't want to believe it but yes, it really is that shape."
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 08:45
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The Caption Comp waits for no Man or Woman...



Ok, lets keep it rolling. Fox3 wins the pre comp IMHO

Whiteovaries or Shytorque can judge it.


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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 09:08
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Jest get me back on my horse
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 09:17
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"Look, I know you're also from Austria but the mustache is just not helping our PR team..."

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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 09:28
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Ow ow ow ... it's my leg Chief !
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