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Old 17th Oct 2012, 20:35
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He sells
H.E. shells
On the last tour.
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 23:58
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It was had to sleep with that damn ticking sound
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 04:44
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When Rambo wasn't eating barbed wire he was pooping Howitzer Shells!
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 06:54
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It was the nearest Private Jones got to having a big bang.
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 07:06
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Marvo The Human Cannonball was having second thoughts about enlisting.
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 08:04
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Private Bloggs' inexperience showed, after he constructed his version of a shell-scrape.
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 11:50
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Must be a Scouser...he's wearing a shell suit!
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 12:16
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No Private you were supposed to dig up twenty crated Spitfires
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 12:19
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I told you not to buy him that bl**dy metal detector last Christmas !
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 13:26
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After a first night frenzy with the Sqn, the Command Armaments 'Safety' Officer felt a bit compromised!
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 17:03
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Gary McKinnon's mummy wasn't going to let her little boy go with those nasty US marshals without a fight.
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 17:13
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RAFP Scroggins hadn't quite got the idea of casing the joint.

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SAC Smith was beginning to regret volunteering to light this years bonfire night firework display.



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Old 18th Oct 2012, 17:49
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Bloggs had heard Corporal Jones' instructions not to panic, so he wasn't.
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 17:52
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In good military singing voice ... There were fourteen rusty bombs hanging on the wall ... if one rusty bomb should accidentally fall ... there'd be ... KABOOM
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 17:55
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A young Buster practicing his bunker shots
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 18:24
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 19:18
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Sargent shouting from the nearby foxhole

Private if you dont protect yourself with a long sleeved top you are on report!! dont you know the sun can make you rather unwell
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 19:23
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Bloody Stackers! Wrong size bullets for the belt again!
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 20:27
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Heston Blumenthal's Sous Chief learn't to prepare the perfect "La Bombe Surprise" while he served with the Catering Corps
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Old 18th Oct 2012, 22:44
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Left hand. Eyes closed. BOOM.
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