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Old 26th Jul 2012, 10:17
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"When I said I wanted a picture of the Typhoon showing "movement", this isn't the kind of "movement" I had in mind."
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 10:27
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After Pierre had won the 'Taj Mahal' restaurant's Phal Challenge, the staff thoughtfully prepared his jet for the next morning.
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 12:18
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With so many world class entries this time around, it was difficult to select those Pruners that made it to the Podium. A special mention goes to Rigga for ...Merde!, which I though was short, punchy and funny, but the Podium Pruners are:

In third with a Bronze is Buster with:
"...So there we were, pushing 55,000ft when the Nav says "Watch out for the parachute!", and I said "Don't be stupid" and then..."
In second place, with a Silver is Fox3 with:
After 10 pints, the Typhoon sales rep had a great idea for showing that the Rafale was just 'bog-standard'.
In first place, with a Gold medal is Trashengurt with:
"Told you it was multi roll."
So, gentlemen please face the flags and stand for Trashengurt's National Anthem. Take it away Trashman Gurt.

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Old 26th Jul 2012, 14:25
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Aw gee, you guys. Thanks for the honour but sadly I'm in darkest camp land with only this c**p phone to use. May I pass the baton to our deserving second place?

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Old 26th Jul 2012, 14:53
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Fox,

Over to you.

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Old 26th Jul 2012, 15:37
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So, gentlemen please face the flags and stand for Trashengurt's National Anthem.
That'll be the Irish Tricolour then, him being from nearly Scotland and all.... well it might be on the Olympic side of things, that is of course dependant on the UK winning a Gold.....


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Old 26th Jul 2012, 22:24
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Tip-top Number One photo
Your thoughts, Ladies and Gentlemen, please

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Old 26th Jul 2012, 22:32
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The new training method for CIED was quite extreme.
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 22:42
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Ohhh no not again..
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 23:05
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The Field research trials found 73 % of Army Troops fell for the Beer and 98% fell for Miss June where Navy sailors went 99% for the Beer 12% went for Miss June.
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 23:08
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USMC training manual 101 ... Snap decisions, effects and consequences.



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Old 27th Jul 2012, 00:57
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Once again, a member of the Birkenhead Regiment falls for the old Scouse Trap routine.
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Old 27th Jul 2012, 01:08
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..and you thought CFS Trappers were bad...
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Old 27th Jul 2012, 02:37
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Officer candidate.
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Old 27th Jul 2012, 07:41
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Successful officer candidate.
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Old 27th Jul 2012, 07:51
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For catching desert rats!
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Old 27th Jul 2012, 08:33
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It says 'don't be nosey'
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Old 27th Jul 2012, 08:38
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"Stand back! This could be a trap."
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Old 27th Jul 2012, 08:44
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(variation on a theme...)

"It's a trap!"



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Old 27th Jul 2012, 08:53
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The training Major always had a passion for the Boomtown Rats, in particular the single "Rat Trap."
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