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Old 26th Oct 2012, 11:53
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Cpt Mainwaring moments before the picture was taken......

"Jone's.....I said 10cm not 10 foot......what am I meant to do with th........hang on....wheres Pike.....Sgt Wilson...find Pike...."

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Old 26th Oct 2012, 13:09
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Steady chaps, Guy Gisborne's parade is starting...
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 15:28
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"Now Algy, I really want you to take a bit more care aiming, this is the last scribbly we've got left".
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 16:58
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Following on from theatre tourists, senior officers devise a cunning scheme to qualify for the coverted Battle of Britain clasp.
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 17:02
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"Restrictions on flying hours are solved with the Acme Aviation Simulator".
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 17:23
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"Hello? Air Gunnery School? Group here.
You're only graduating 10 % of each course, yet we aren't getting any failures back for remustering. What's the form?"
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 17:36
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The station hierarchy was relieved when they were able to arrange some "pole time" for the airsick prince.
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 17:42
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In all the excitement of cheering the contestants the on lookers failed to see a gerry turning in on them for a strafing run.
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 18:40
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There was always the 'Target Facilities Flight' posting waiting for any student pilot who seriously displeased his QFI.
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Old 26th Oct 2012, 20:23
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Thank f... I'm off to Thumrait. No more pissing about with planes on sticks.

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Old 27th Oct 2012, 06:47
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"Quickly, everyone have a go before someone invents health and safety!"
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Old 27th Oct 2012, 10:54
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The Air Britain aircraft recognition contest took on a more realistic slant this year.
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Old 27th Oct 2012, 11:43
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Old 27th Oct 2012, 14:17
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They don't like it up em, Mister Mainwaring, they don't like it up em..

Or

RAF pole vaulting team incentive training phase one..

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Old 27th Oct 2012, 15:51
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Due severe cutbacks No 1 Squadron resorts to panto.
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Old 27th Oct 2012, 18:37
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This is what happened to the last Spitfire pilot who had designs on the Group Captains daughter. You have been warned !
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Old 27th Oct 2012, 23:47
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When I said "Put a Pole in that fighter", I meant a pilot not a stick!
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Old 28th Oct 2012, 03:20
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Simpkins, the clear winner in the annual squadron Pictionary competition, with his rendition of Fly Fishing (By J. R. Hartley). Carruthers, a tad disappointing, after incorrectly reading 'gunman style' for 'Gangnam style'.
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Old 28th Oct 2012, 09:29
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"So I simply ran down Piccadilly like this shouting incoming FW 190 on a strafing run, and lo and behold the queue for the sales outside Fortnum and Masons scattered and I was able to get a place at the very front".


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Old 28th Oct 2012, 09:43
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"Open fire, I say, OPEN FIRE!"

"But Sarge....yesterday you told me never to fire until I saw the whites of their eyes... an' he's cheating.... he's got his eyes shut!"

"Stupid boy!"
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