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Old 15th Jul 2012, 18:47
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Thanks Neptunus!

While acknowledging I'm opening the forum for some obvious fart jokes, try this one on for size.

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Old 15th Jul 2012, 19:07
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"Aargh, it was a ladyboy from Bangkok".
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Old 15th Jul 2012, 19:24
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Oh my God! The British military has got the Olympic contract! G4S promised to us!
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Old 15th Jul 2012, 19:27
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Arrrrrrrgghhhhhh Buster got another finalists place.........



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Old 15th Jul 2012, 20:38
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The Regiment Sergeant used to love the Graduate Entry Officer Courses

"Remove your mask and state your name, rank, number and educational qualifications"





(This actually happened to the guy in front of me in the Chamber!)
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Old 15th Jul 2012, 23:14
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Arrrrrrrggggghhhh Is this an Omen? a lightning rod with a cross on the end has just speared me through the back.



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Old 15th Jul 2012, 23:18
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Yet another new recruit is told he can't take his iPhone on exercise.
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 00:10
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Private Bloggs after being told he would have to escort Nutloose and Buster to a Story Telling Contest at the NAAFI.
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 01:46
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However, as Buster provided the photo, I have to declare him ineligible.
What the ....?????






Justin Bieber tours the DMZ.

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Santa just took out my entire platoon!!!
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 01:52
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Student regresses to boyhood dreams of flying FJ's after being told he is being streamed Rotary !
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 09:09
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Private Ho still having trouble with the recent fly zipper mod to his combat trousers
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 10:32
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Weekly practice crying sessions for when the Glorious Leader waddles off to join the ancestors.
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 12:39
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The troops react in sickness horror and disgust when the see the new troop carrier has a plaque made in China
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 13:01
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We were promised we could guard the womens' beach volleyball and now we've been moved to mens' shot put!
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"Nooo, we are being audited. They want 5 years worth of receipts!"
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 19:29
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The Korean Stones tribute band put on a spirited rendition of "Jumping Jack Flash"
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"Waaa - not Asian food again! This cheap civilian catering sucks!"
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 19:38
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Old 16th Jul 2012, 19:44
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"Oh no, they closed the unisex shower!"
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 00:52
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Roadside Bongs were a constant risk to the troops.
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