Caption competition

[An Teallach]

Bear exiting woods: "Aah! That was a weight off my mind."

[NRU74]

We're OK - Bears only sh*t on woods not irons

[brickhistory]

Director's cut of 'Caddy Shack.'

[seekayess]

Bear: Keep your head steady, you idiot! You will NEVER make the putt otherwise!!

[6Z3]

Golfer on the left (thinks):
.
Hell that's a pert ar$e. Must relax my grip next shot.

[Milt]

"That fence is supposed to be bear proof!"

[Lafyar Cokov]

Ahhh - here comes Jack Nicklaus..........




(You possibly have to know all about old golfer's nicknames for this to be remotely funny)

[VitaminGee]

I wondered when someone would make the Nicklaus connection LC - I was thinking along the lines of "If Jack Nicklaus is the Golden Bear, who the is this?"

Anyway, it's going quiet so judging brought forward to noon tomorrow.

[MostlyHarmless]

"Bear or no bear - if he comes on the green in those spikes there's going to be hell to pay"

[Lafyar Cokov]

Here comes the bear with a cleft-palate speech impediment - and she's after her clubs........

[GasFitter]

Now .... is this a 'shoot him with the 9mm' moment, or a 'lay dead and he'll leave you alone' moment?

or

"That's 'Bad Form' Old Chap! He's not wearing a collar or proper shoes in accordance with the Club rules!"

[seekayess]

Thank Heavens it is not the Great White Shark!

[VitaminGee]

Judging

Thanks for some excellent captions
In 3rd place, Lafyar Cokov with:

Here comes the bear with a cleft-palate speech impediment - and she's after her clubs........

In 2nd place, LBGR with the topical:

An angry 'Spirit of Adventure' ticket holder tracks down the Jervis Media Execs on a quiet Sunday afternoon to ask nicely if a refund is at all possible

But the winner, having induced a (Dark Blue) coffee/keyboard moment, is WPH with:

When faced with a Bear attack, F3 pilots opt to make a hasty retreat

Over to you. WPH.

[WPH]

Thanks VG. Here is the next one.....







Enjoy!

[WPH]

Top of the page this time!

[brickhistory]

To save time, the Iranians started dropping their 'gift' bags in bulk........

[Wee Jock McPlop]

Merlin crews to test Nimrod aircrew ration packs.

[PICKS135]

Keith Richards stash is delivered to the Pirates of the Caribeann set

[ACW599]

"Here we are, captain -- one large thin 'n' crispy Hawaiian and one jumbo deep-pan Margharita".

[seekayess]

Oh no! These are OUR biscuits and Mommy told us not to share them with anyone!!