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Deploy countermeasures (lay an egg)
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Herr Cutt, the new Station Barber found the final job assessment exam to be particularly challenging.
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Herr Itler, the Health and Safety officer went about the task of decontaminating the site with particular zeal when it was noted the Chicken Coop roof was made of Asbestos.
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Herr Itler, the Health and Safety officer went about the task of decontaminating the site with particular zeal when it was noted the Chicken Coop roof was made of Asbestos.
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Neptunus Rex will call this one very soon, so last call folks...
Therefore...
Herr Nutty missed out on the Nazi equivalent of the Purple Heart when he explained that the injury occurred whilst he was chasing coq...
Therefore...
Herr Nutty missed out on the Nazi equivalent of the Purple Heart when he explained that the injury occurred whilst he was chasing coq...
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Herr Terry insisted that he didn't swear and used the plucking word when he called fowl
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Why did he Chicken cross the road?
Because Herr Buster was strapped to it....
Because Herr Buster was strapped to it....
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The results:
Honourable mention to Buster;
However, as Buster provided the photo, I have to declare him ineligible.
In third place - Runaway Gun;
Second - Fox 3;
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And the winner is Canadian WokkaDoctor;
Take it away Canuck Chopper Bopper!
Honourable mention to Buster;
"Herr Nutty missed out on the Nazi equivalent of the Purple Heart when he explained that the injury occurred whilst he was chasing coq..."
However, as Buster provided the photo, I have to declare him ineligible.
In third place - Runaway Gun;
"Serco catering contracts failed to satisfy the soldier's hunger even in Germany 1942."
Second - Fox 3;
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"I vas to be voken at 06:00, not 06:02!
vor zis you will DIE!"
vor zis you will DIE!"
And the winner is Canadian WokkaDoctor;
"Even when brandishing a knife, Lieutenant Gruber still looked slightly camp!"